“for once, i don’t feel like ripping every
human i see apart limb for limb. all i
want to do is cuddle and you’re acting
like it’s the worst thing in the world that
i’m actually in a good mood. i really
don’t understand you sometimes.”

“ i’m very proud of you for that, i really
am. it’s a hint of progress after two
centuries. i’m not trying to act that
way —— i’m just —— are you sure
that you want me? i’m sure you must
have some kind of new toy.
i do not feel love the way i used to. ”
