Pregnancy/Baby ||Starter Sentences||
- "I'm pregnant.."
- "I'll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick.."
- "You're pregnant?! How did this happen?! No, no, no, wait, don't tell me how it happened, never mind.."
- "Happy Father's Day, babe!"
- "Wait... you're having a what?!"
- "There's someone I'd like you to meet.."
- "Shh... he/she's sleeping.."
- "Why couldn't YOU have been the one to get pregnant?! Why me?! The bad shit always happens to ME!"
- "I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me."
- "He/She's killin' me, dude! When's he/she gonna come out?!"
- "Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!"
- "Either what I just felt was a contraction or just a cramp... not really sure.."
- "I am not getting rid of another life! How dare you even suggest that!"
- "No, no, no, no, no, we aren't ready... we aren't ready for kids yet!"
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